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Here is a list of funnies off the net. Wherever possible attributions have been maintained. If you notice unattributed articles and happen to know of the author, send me mail. Some of these articles are admittedly off-colour. Sheer inertia prevents me from removing them.

Gender-based Humour
Men Women Both Rita Rudner's 50 facts about Men Male Answer Syndrome Men you meet in the Men's Room Why Guys act Macho Women, The Big Issue Women: A Chemical Analysis A Thoughtful Look at Men and Women Men Versus Women The Devil's Dictionary English in the Future? Rules for Writers This Crazy Language Pareil Tale of Bridled Passion Test Papers and Essays Kids Catechisms The World according to Student Bloopers Excuses made for School Accident Explanations Englisch as she is goodly spoken Signs lost in Translation Signs seen in the US! Classified Ads Smart Signs Absurd Warning Labels The Speech
Professional Humorists Occupational Hazards Other Pages Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Woody Allen speaks The World according to Steven Wright Heloise meets Martha Stewart, Jack Handey and Steven Wright Reservations of an Airline Agent Courtroom Bloopers Impossible Exams The Wisdom of Supermodels Quotes on the Universe Smart-aleck Quotes