Windows NT crashed.  
I am the Blue Screen of Death.  
No one hears your screams.  
A file that big?  It might be very useful.  
But now it is gone.  
The Web site you seek  Can not be located but  Countless more exist.  
Chaos reigns within.  Reflect, repent, and reboot.  Order shall return.  
ABORTED effort:  Close all that you have worked on.  
You ask way too much.  
Yesterday it worked.  Today it is not working.  
Windows is like that.  
First snow, then silence.  This thousand dollar screen dies  
So beautifully.  With searching comes loss  
Stay the patient course.  Of little worth is your ire  
The network is down.  
A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.  
Three things are certain:  Death, taxes, and lost data.  
Guess which has occurred.  
You step in the stream,  But the water has moved on.  This page is not here.  
Out of memory.  We wish to hold the whole sky,  But we never will.  
Having been erased,  The document you're seeking  Must now be retyped.  
Serious error.  All shortcuts have disappeared.  
Screen.  Mind.  Both are blank.  
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! 
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit 
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? 
LISP: Lots of Idiotic Stupid Parenthesis 
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete to Save 
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive 
Cole's Law: thinly sliced cabbage. 
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.... 
Eunuchs, the non-gender-specific OS 
I/O, I/O, it's off to work we go...