Quotes from UVA Computer Science professors

How to get published

• "They did what everybody does, they cheat!"
• "The VAX looks slow; this looks great; you write papers; you become famous."
• "Basically, they're saying, `We don't care what you say, people are building these machines so `pfftt'.'"
• "Basically, they're saying, `So what! That doesn't mean anything!'"
• "This is the most incomprehensible paper, because it's written by Italians."