The $64,000 question is: was the following paragraph created by a probabilistic text generator operating on some old happy hour announcements, or is it an actual quote from Gabe while under the influence of Jack Daniels and Goldschlager?? You be the judge:

Return to the Greenskeeper, Biltmore were basically tied, around 6:30 pm, - time 5:30 pm, so. The trend in the drinking of scum and Gilmer Hall. morning, potential risk of beer, this Friday this week will be at the following advantages and over, preferably in voting was close, so that's what I would like maybe having regular games of SIGBEER, the Low prices Hey all legitimate locations for a couple of the chicken wings (quite work, SIGBEER, please do Paco much good) the free picnic, with us A group of the usual Happy Hour will be at the Greenskeeper going to Michael's Bistro Company had the Greenskeeper but if desired, I guess that (around 5:15 and indicate their eclectic menu, same bat-channel.

Since Gabe doesn't seem to have been entirely clear, I'll summarize:

Happy hour this week at the Greenskeeper, Friday at 5:30pm. Unless it's a small enough group and people want to go to MBC or the Bistro, of course.

Also, I like to look at all vacation days as "fridays" so if anybody wants to go for beer on (say) Weds, Thurs, and/or Sat, let me know!

Happy face paco@cs.virginia.edu