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This page is currently under construction. More quotes will follow as I dig through my archives. |
This page contains quotes from various individuals I've had the pleasure to be within earshot of at just the right times. To ensure accuracy, I transcribe each quote as quickly as possible, and I only post quotes I have heard first-hand. Since I do not post quotes obtained through hearsay, I regret that I cannot accept submissions for additions to this page.
Please beware that these quotes are almost certainly taken out of context, which is precisely what makes them amusing. Nonetheless, you should not consider the information on this page to be a reputable source for any purpose. Also, even though I strive to accurately transcribe each quote, I do not warrant the quotes presented here to be free of errors.
Aiello, Tony
Holloway, Michael
Knight, John
O'Keefe, Sean (Hon.)
"Time zones are silly. It would be much more convenient if the world actually were flat."
—Tony Aiello, 9/27/2004
"Zero is undefined, by definition."
—Tony Aiello, undated
"I do, from time to time, pick quotes that are supposed to be relevent to something."
—Michael Holloway, 5/19/2004
"How do I want to say this? Perhaps truthfully would be a good way."
—Michael Holloway, 6/17/2004
"If you lived in England long enough, you'd know that it looks like a pig."
—John Knight, undated
"It is clear that if I were any more British than I am, I would not be able to speak at all."
—John Knight impersonating Queen Elizabeth II, undated
"I don't keep desktop icons on because they cover up my motorcycle."
—John Knight, 4/29/2004
"This is one of those odd occasions when we have the time zones pretty much the same."
—Hon. Sean O'Keefe, NASA Administrator, 6/24/2004
