Academic Genealogy

...a general method in which all truths of reason would be reduced to a kind of calculation. At the same time, this would be a sort of universal language or script, but infinitely different from all those imagined previously, because its symbols and words would direct the reason, and errors - except those of fact - would be mere mistakes in calculation...
Wilhelm Leibniz (my academic great¹⁴-grandfather), 1685

Christiaan Huygens (Académie royale des sciences de Paris, 1676) advised:
  Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (Universitat Altdorf, 1666) who advised:
    Nicolas Malebranche (who didn't complete a degree as far as we know) who advised:
     Jacob Bernoulli (Universitdt Basel, 1676) who advised:
      Johann Bernoulli (Universitdt Basel, 1694) who advised:
        Leonhard Euler (Universitat Basel, 1726) who advised:
           Joseph Louis Lagrange (and Pierre-Simon Laplace, also descended from Leibniz) who advised:
             Simeon Denis Poisson who advised:
              Michel Chasles (Ecole Polytechnique, 1814) who advised:
                H. A. (Hubert Anson) Newton (Yale, 1850) who advised:
                  E. H. Moore (Yale, 1885) who advised:
                    Oswald Veblen (University of Chicago, 1903) who advised:
                      Philip Franklin (Princeton 1921) who advised:
                        Alan Perlis (1922-1990, PhD MIT 1950, Mathematics) who advised:
                          Jerome Feldman (1966) who advised:
                            Jim Horning (Stanford, 1969) who advised:
                              John Guttag (University of Toronto, 1975) who advised:
                                David Evans (MIT PhD 2000) who advised:
                                  Jinlin Yang (UVA PhD 2007; Microsoft → Snapchat)
                                  Nathanael Paul (UVA PhD 2008; Oak Ridge/Univ. of Tennessee)
                                  Karsten Nohl (UVA PhD 2009; now at Security Research Labs)
                                  Yan Huang (UVA PhD Fall 2012; now at Indiana University) who advised:
                                       Ruiyu Zhu (PhD Indiana University 2020, now at Meta)
                                  Yuchen Zhou (UVA PhD 2015; now at Palo Alto Networks)
                                  Samee Zahur (UVA PhD 2016; now at Google)
                                  Weilin Xu (UVA PhD 2019; now at Intel)
                                   Bargav Jayaraman (UVA PhD 2022; now at Oracle Labs)
                                  Xiao Zhang UVA PhD 2022; now at CISPA)
                                  Fnu Suya (UVA PhD 2023; now at University of Tennessee)
                                  Josephine Lamp (UVA PhD 2024; now at Dexcom)
                                  Anshuman Suri (UVA PhD 2024; now at Datology)
                                  Hannah Cyberey (UVA PhD 2025; now at UVA National Security Data and Policy Institute)

— Leonhard Euler

Life is good for only two things, discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.
Simeon Denis Poisson

In computing, invariants are ephemeral.
Alan Perlis

Sources:
Tao Xie's Software Engineering Academic Genealogy (Evans — Perlis)
Mathematics Genealogy Project (Perlis — Weigel)