Friday Poem
© 1 Jun 2012 Luther Tychonievich
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Friday Poem

Doggerel about wigs.


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The cranial ornaments worn
By judges who have people sworn
  Are wigs, powdered white,
  And look quite the fright
If fitted on those newly born.

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Anything worth doing is worth doing in a wig;
Best to buy it from a vet, made as he shaved a pig.
The porcine crinal qualities result in perfect hair,
But makers of hog wigs are known to cheat, so best beware.
The oder seems myoxine? There is just one avenue:
Patibulary recourse is the only thing to do.

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